This article’s purpose is for entertainment only. If you are easily offended and can’t take a joke I suggest focusing your energy into something else that will make you less angry.
So after the “viewers discretion part” lets start discussing the various types of models that work on camsites. The types really cannot be limited to what I am about to discuss below and there are so many overlaps between each type but since we are humans and we like to classify things let’s just give this a shot… just for the sake of fun.
This refers to a sexually attractive female (someone that had children), usually several years older than the person using the term to describe them. Apparently the concept of MILF originated in 1967 in the comedy The Graduate (Mrs. Robinson), but the actual term was not used until the 1990s and then became popular in mainstream media in the movie American Pie. In 2002 a Washington state resident applied for a license reading “GOTMILF’ and got it, however due to a lot of uptight assholes complaining that probably suffered extreme sexual frustration, the plate had to be cancelled.
So either way, now we know the term MILF is not that old despite describing an older woman. The milfs on camsites usually are not into drama, seem happy with their sexuality and seem genuine about what they have to offer.
2. The entitled B**Ch
The entitled bitch usually comes with a resting bitch face to go with it on the camera preview. The phone is a very important tool of the entitled bitch and it will be used frequently in public view to show her room that she is not interested in anything they have to say except for anyone that tips her.
She feels that she is god’s gift to men and for this reason anyone merely looking at her (clothed or not) must empty all their wallets and bend over backwards to accommodate her needs and wants. She will usually ban people for no reason, bitch about not getting paid enough for looking at her phone and her favorite word to yell is “freeloaders” followed by the words “fuck you”
3. The girl next door
When people think of cammodels they probably think of us as some dolled up sex women that all look like porn stars and are up for dirty sexual things all the time. Well guess what… Most camgirls are regular women. These are the women you would never think would be doing something considered so risque by regular society folks.
The girl next door usually has a very social room with regular members that all know each other and frequently come back for the conversation and fun. The girl next door can be sexual or non sexual in nature. The variety of girls next door goes from “I like to double penetrate myself with a ball gag and self spanks to completely non nude girls that do nothing sexual on cam) Non sexual camgirls ehh… who would have ever thought?
4. The “I hate all men”
This woman has probably had a bad past and gotten unlucky meeting a lot of men in the douchebag category. As a self protection mechanism she now refuses to trust people, especially men. Ironically she is comfortable penetrating herself in front of men and acting in various sexual roles for money to fulfill their needs but will refuse to build any emotional bond with them because they are all “assholes”
The social feel is less in these types of rooms and usually you see a lot of high numbers and very little chat. This cammodel may also overlap with the “entitled bitch” but they are not always the same kind.
5. The “nymphomaniac”
These are girls who are genuinely very sexual in nature and like to explore their sexuality in front of others online. Their rooms are usually quite hardcore however you don’t feel the uprightness and entitlement of the “I hate all men” & “The entitled bitch” in their rooms. They usually but not always sell boy/ girl videos and masturbation videos.
6. The “I think men want sex so I’m gonna always act like I’m horny and show no emotion”
These girls are usually new to the industry and come with the idea that if they are not a sex object they will not make it in webcamming. They will not refuse any requests from guys despite some requests making them quite uncomfortable because they think they always have to keep their “customer” happy. These girls may have great personalities but are too afraid to show them because they think men will not be into anything that isn’t sex. Usually their sexual “acting” is not realistic and they burn out fast and leave the industry quick.
7. The possessed “OHMIBOD girl”
Talking about “acting”. The OHMIBOD has been such a wide spread toy in the webcamming industry that everyone and their grandma have used it (except for me and now I feel a bit left out). The ohmibod is a vibrator that girls put in their genitals that vibrates with the sound of tips. Usually the reactions are quite entertaining to watch and I have seen some girls act like they are playing a role in the exorcist. I do not have any experience with OHMIBOD so I don’t know 100% how good it feels, but I doubt someone will get 100 multiple orgasms from a 1 tokens yellow walls.
The newest trend now days is a pink toy with a string hanging out of the bagina. I am not sure what that is called but I think it has the same principle as the OHMIBOD.
8. The angry part timer
This is the girl that comes into webcamming with the idea that it will be easy money. Once she shows her “gorgeous face” to the world men from all over the world will dump thousands of dollars to her just because. She will work maybe once a week for 3 hours and complain she isn’t making any money. Then she will start blaming the “camscore system” for her failures and believe that people that are more successful than her just got “lucky” because there is no way she would admit that it was her lack of hours or lack of trying. What job gets you rich or even pays your bills when you work 10-15h a month? If you know one let me know.
9. The genuine young girl
These types of cammodels usually get a lot of viewers and do fairly well if they have a personality to go with it. Most don’t have a lot of business experience and despite the high numbers they don’t capitalize as much as they should.
10. The gamer girl
The gamer girl as the name says likes video games. Her main focus is about games and nerdy things and she attracts the same type of crowd. Usually gamer girls broadcast on TWITCH as well as MFC. There is usually a lot of overlap with the “girl next door” but they are not always the same thing.
11. The “I will act young for money girl”
This girl could be a teen or even in her 30s or 40s (well maybe not 40s) but her focus is on guys that like the underage look. She knows that as well and she uses it to her advantage. Usually characteristics such as high pitched voice, fluffy toys in the background, school girl outfits and an overuse of the word “daddy” are typical. Personally this is not my cup of tea but as long as both parties are of legal age they aren’t hurting me in any way shape or form so I will not say anything else about it.
12. The workaholic
The workaholic has made camming into a real career/ business. If she is not on cam working she is offline shooting content, brainstorming ideas or sending packages to her fans. She usually does not worry about “the camscore system” and puts as many hours on cam as possible. Camming is a short term career which closes a lot of future opportunities so “the workaholic” is sacrificing her non-cam social life in order to secure her future.
13. The “I will date you if you tip me” type
These girls capitalize on the fact that a lot of guys sometimes want some emotional connection more than the sexual connection. She will con people into thinking there is a chance to have a relationship with her if they give her more money. Once the guy runs out of money she will move on to the next tipper and not pay any more attention to the first person let alone keep her promise of dating them. I have seen real genuine relationships happen from MFC however be careful with who you fall for. If you stop tipping and all of a sudden your favorite model falls out of love with you she never loved you in the first place.
14. The porn star
The continuous decline in revenue of the porn industry has led some porn stars to try camming thinking it will be the same as porn. They are totally different things. Most when they join get huge numbers of viewers, however not all know how to entertain a crowd and once the novelty wears off they leave the site. Camming may have a sexual nature to it but if you are not a natural entertainer to keep people interested you will find it very hard to make it, despite your looks.
15. The drama queen
She will do anything for attention. Negative, positive… as long as it’s attention she will take it. She will try to antagonize most models and then act like she is the victim and feed on drama. No matter how much she attacks people and tells them that they should “go die or kill themselves” she is always the victim. Usually she may get attention and tips for a short while but her allure will wear off and she will lose regulars faster than strippers lose their underwear.
16. The one hit wonder
This girl has one or more fans that tip her a lot of money. She feels like she has it made in the webcamming industry. She has a room full of people chatting, having fun and tipping. She ranks high maybe even wins number 1. The community usually starts spreading conspiracy theories about her, especially if the tipping is done by one guy or if the model is in private the whole time.
Then she disappears from the face of the internet and when she is back she has no one in her room, no tipping, no chatting no fun… oops was a 4 month vacation too long…
Sometimes she may not even take time off and her room dies. The high tipper(s) leave and now she has to prove that she will have to draw people by working hard to become her fans. Luck only lasts so long.